It's 2 p.m. The day is half done and you're running on empty. Another coffee means shaky hands now and staring at the ceiling at midnight. Energy drinks have caffeine but no protein. Protein shakes have protein but no lift — and need a blender. There's no one drink you can grab every single day that does both.
The coffee dayThe FUNCTN day
“Everything has caffeine. Nothing has protein. This is the first drink that fits my everyday routine.”
John M. — Lawyer
What's in the can
The label says it all.
20gProtein
As much protein as a shake, in a light fizzy drink. Never chalky. Never milky.
140mgCaffeine
Same as a large coffee. Printed right on the front — no mystery “energy blend”.
0Sugar
Nothing to spike on, nothing to crash on.
90Calories
A pick-me-up, not a meal.
Pick your can
Three flavours. Zero sugar. Zero lectures.
Fuel, not flash
Built into your day.
7:407:40 AM
The morning commute
Breakfast didn't happen. This did. Twenty grams of protein before your first meeting.
2:002:00 PM
The 2 p.m. wall
Skip the crash. Stay steady through school pickup and right into making dinner.
24/7ANYTIME
The anytime workout
Protein and caffeine in one step. Open it on the way to the gym — nothing to mix, nothing to shake.
A functional beverage for everyday performance.
Not just an energy drink. Not just a protein shake. An everyday boost that looks right on a desk or in a stroller cupholder.
Fair questions
Asked, answered.
Will it actually do anything?
Yes. 140 mg of caffeine is about the same as a large coffee, and it's printed right on the front of the can. No mystery “energy blend”. You know exactly what you're getting.
Is 140 mg too much on top of my morning coffee?
Health Canada says most adults are fine with up to 400 mg a day. A morning coffee plus one FUNCTN stays under that. If you care about sleep, don't drink one after 4 p.m.
Does it taste like a protein shake?
No. It's a light fizzy drink. The protein we use mixes in clear, so it's not thick, chalky or milky. If you normally hold your breath to chug a shake, you can stop.
What's it sweetened with?
Sucralose — that's how it has zero sugar. Health Canada approves it, and we don't use much. It's less sweet than the candy-type energy drinks you're thinking of.
Is it a meal?
No. It's what holds you over between meals: 90 calories and 20 g of protein until you can eat real food.
Where can I buy it?
Canada first. Join the list below and we'll email you the day it's in stores.
The launch list
Fix your 2 p.m.
FUNCTN launches in Canada first. Give us your email and we'll tell you the day it hits stores — before anyone else knows.
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